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Thread: A good laugh!!

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    Super Member Ditter43's Avatar
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    A good laugh!!

    Ed came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.

    He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Ed.'

    Ed was stunned.. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!'

    St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.'

    Ed was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home.


    The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking and pecking the ground..

    A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?'

    'Not bad,' replied Ed the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!'

    'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster. 'Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before?'

    'Never,' said Ed.

    'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. 'It's no big deal.'

    He did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! He was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming..


    As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard.....

    "Ed, wake up! You pooped in the bed!"



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    Haha! Tooo funny!
    If a woman's work is never done....why start?

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    Good one!!

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    Haha this is so funny. My mom dreamed one night she was kicking someone. She woke up just as she kicked my daddy. He woke up and asked..."why are you kicking me"?

    I sleep so deeply sometimes no one can wake me. I'm hooked up to my C-pap snoozing away until they shake me. haha

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    Good One! Thanks for always making me laugh.
    Sandra

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    I'm just glad I'm the only one in MY bed and that I'm not Ed's wife!!!!
    Make it a scrappy happy day!

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    Thanks sooo much for my first laugh of the day!!! F-u-n-n-y....
    Thanks for sharing.....
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    ~ God Bless Our Troops ~

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    Ditter, I LOVE your posts! Keep it up please.

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    Thanks, Ditter, made my eyes water laughing. What a way to start the day. Keep em coming.
    My stash keeps me in stitches!

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    You're a riot, lol. Barb
    be happy

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