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Thread: The Good Wife..(a blonde story)

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    The Good Wife..(a blonde story)

    What a good blond story!


    The Good Wife...................

    On a bitterly cold winter's morning a husband and wife in Chicago were
    listening to the radio during breakfast.

    They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow
    today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so
    Snowplows can get through conveniently".

    So the good wife went out and moved her car as instructed.

    A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer
    said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your
    car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get
    through."

    The good wife went out and moved her car again.

    The next week they are again having breakfast when the radio announcer says,
    "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park......." Then
    the power went off.

    The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said,
    "I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so
    the snowplows can get through?"











    Then, with all the love and understanding in his voice that men who are
    married to blondes always exhibit, the husband replied, "Why don't you just
    leave the car in the garage this time?"
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    LOL......

    Too funny.
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    that is just too funny!

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    Good one!!!!

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    Ooooops! Did not see that one coming.

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    Love it. Thanks for the laugh.

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    Very funny! Thanks for sharing!

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    Thanks Ditter!
    Mary

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    That is so funny!!!

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