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Thread: Gynecological Visit...funny!!!

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    Gynecological Visit


    A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynecologist.

    "Come now," coaxed the doctor,

    "you've been seeing me for years. There's
    Nothing you can't tell me."

    "This one's kind of strange," the woman said.

    "Let me be the judge of that," the doctor replied.

    "Well," she said, "yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet. When I looked down, the water was full of pennies."

    "I see," commented the doctor calmly.

    "That afternoon, I went to the bathroom again and, plink-plink-plink, there were
    Nickels in the bowl," the woman continued.

    "That night," she went on, "I went again, and plink-plink-plink, there were dimes.
    This morning, there were quarters!"

    "You have to tell me what's wrong !" she implored." I'm scared out of my wits!"

    The gynecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder.. "There, there,
    it's nothing to be scared about," he said.

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    (You're Gonna Love this !)
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    Good one Ditter. My DH love it too. I always look for yours every day.

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    Thanks Ditter. :thumbup:
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    Best one lately.

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    That's funny!! I always get a laugh out of your posts.

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    Love it!!

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    I am definitely sharing this one with my (older) friends.

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    that is a good one

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    Brilliant!!!

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