Thread: How cold is it?? (funny)

COLD IS A RELATIVE THING...

65 degrees above zero:

Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Michigan plant gardens.


60 degrees above zero:

Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Michigan sunbathe.

50 degrees above zero:

Floridians get their fur coats out.
People in Michigan drive with the
windows down..


40 degrees above zero:

Georgians don coats, thermal
underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Michigan throw on a
flannel shirt.


35 degrees above zero:

New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Michigan have the last cookout before it gets cold.


20 degrees above zero:

People in Miami all die.
Michiganders close the windows.


Zero:

Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Michigan get out their winter coats.

10 below zero:

Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Michigan are selling cookies door to door.


20 below zero:

Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Michigan let the dogs sleep indoors.


30 below zero:

Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Michiganders get upset because they can't start the Snowmobile.



40 below zero:

ALL atomic motion stops.
People in Michigan start saying...'Cold enough fer ya?'


50 below zero:

H*ll freezes over.
The Lions win the Super Bowl !

So true One could substitute Minnesota for Michigan except one cannot substitute Vikings in the last line

Rofl! Thanks for the giggles!

This reminds me of something I read somewhere, can't remember where. A woman said she didn't realize her nipples were supposed to be soft until she moved from North Dakota to Texas. Rofl!!!

This is so funny. I do grill year round. It was down to 27 the past week. Cold for here cause of humidity. Had the air conditioner on for 3 days this weekend. Was 70, hot & muggy. Now it is 30 again. We never know from day to the next. We dress up in the morning & peel off in the afternoon.

Good one!