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Thread: How dry is it in Texas?

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    Super Member redkimba's Avatar
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    as sent to me by my Dad:

    A buddy out of Longview said he'd killed a mosquito that was carrying a canteen.

    A man in Dime Box said the chicken farmers were giving the chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.

    In Lake Palestine, they caught a 20 lb catfish that had ticks on it!

    But just this week, in Bryant, a fire hydrant was seen bribing a dog.

    It's so dry in Texas that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, the Methodists are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks, and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water.

    Now THAT's Dry!

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    My sister just arrived in Michigan from Plano. They are enjoying our cooler temps. :-)

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    You Got IT......!

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    ... it IS dry

    and its hot

    Thanks, those are good ones.

    Meghan in Texas
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    It's terrible. I'm on well water....hope I don't run out!!!

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    How true!

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    LOL so true!!!!
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    In the Texas Panhandle

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    ROTFL thanks for that

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    LOL yep it is hot and dry, even right here on the coast, we don't have a seabreeze, we have seasteam!

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    Super Member redkimba's Avatar
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    I'm trying so hard to not list the usual joke one-liners on how hot it is. (It's so hot the trees are whistling for dogs, etc.)

    I'm trying to come up with new ones. :)

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