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Thread: How to Get the Last Laugh

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    Super Member SharonC's Avatar
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    HOW TO BE A GRACIOUS B**CH

    Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement - not even her parent's nasty divorce.

    Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear, and would be the best-dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!

    A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new, young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother!

    Jennifer asked her father's new young wife to exchange it, but she refused.. ''Absolutely not! I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it,'' she replied.

    Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, ''Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day..''

    A few days later, they went shopping, and did find another gorgeous dress for her mother.

    When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, ''Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it."

    Her mother just smiled and replied, ''Of course I do, dear.....I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding.''





    :lol: :shock: :shock:

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    Ohhh, i should have thought of that!! great idea :mrgreen:

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    Excellent! :lol:

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    I love it!!!!!

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    Perfect!

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    Good one!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SharonC
    HOW TO BE A GRACIOUS B**CH

    Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement - not even her parent's nasty divorce.

    Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear, and would be the best-dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!

    A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new, young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother!

    Jennifer asked her father's new young wife to exchange it, but she refused.. ''Absolutely not! I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it,'' she replied.

    Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, ''Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day..''

    A few days later, they went shopping, and did find another gorgeous dress for her mother.

    When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, ''Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it."

    Her mother just smiled and replied, ''Of course I do, dear.....I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding.''





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    very good I like that one

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    That is great. What a quick thinking mom. :-D

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    Good one!!

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    SO FUNNY!!! That's fast thinking on your toes!!

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