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Thread: How HOT is it?...funny!!

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    Super Member Ditter43's Avatar
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    IT IS SO HOT.....

    ......the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

    ......the trees are whistling for the dogs.

    ......the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.

    ......hot water now comes out of both taps.

    ......you can make sun tea instantly.

    ......you learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.

    ......the temperature drops below 95 F (35 C) and you feel a little chilly.
    ......you discover that in August it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.

    ......you discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.
    ......you actually burn your hand opening the car door.

    .....you break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 A.M.

    ......your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end
    up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"

    ......you realize that asphalt has a liquid state.

    .....the potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add
    butter.

    ......the cows are giving evaporated milk.

    .....farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled
    eggs.

    STAY COOL

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    Senior Member quiltingme's Avatar
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    Luv it ...you are so clever, Ditter!

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    Super Member MaryStoaks's Avatar
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    Thanks Ditter! I live in the CA desert and I know what you are saying. Today a coke blew in my car, what a mess. :thumbup: :thumbup:

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    Senior Member tealady's Avatar
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    OOOOh so true!

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    LOL!

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    LOL!

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    I love it...and so fitting for all the heat....

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    :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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    As always, Ditter, you make us all laugh with your great postings...thank you, Naomi
    :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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    so true Barb

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