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Thread: How Hot is Texas?

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    How dry is it in Texas?
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    A buddy out of Longview Tx. said he'd killed a mosquito that was carrying a canteen.
    A man in Dime Box Tx. said the chicken farmers were giving the chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
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    In Lake Palestine Tx. , they caught a 20 lb catfish that had ticks on it!
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    But just this week, in Bryan Tx., a fire hydrant was seen bribing a dog.
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    It's so dry in Texas that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, the Methodists are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks, and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water.
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    Now THAT's Dry!

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    LOL, true here in Alabama too.

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    LOL!! I hope y'all get some rain soon!

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    Hubby loved the mosquito that was carrying a canteen...He still laughing about it...

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    Amen!

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    Sounds like Oklahoma too...

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    I'll vouch for my part of Texas, it's that hot! The flowers, bushes and trees are panting

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    Quote Originally Posted by lyndad
    I'll vouch for my part of Texas, it's that hot! The flowers, bushes and trees are panting
    Same here in my little part of Texas

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    Amen to that!

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    my hanging plants require watering every day, yep its hot in Texas! Thanks for the giggles...

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