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Thread: how to wash a cat

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    Super Member litacats's Avatar
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    How to wash a cat
    This was simply too much of a timesaver not to share it with you.



    1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl....


    2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.


    3. In one smooth movement put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.


    4. At this point the cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this!


    5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'Power-Wash' and 'Rinse'.


    6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

    7. Stand well back, behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.
    8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

    9. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean.



    Yours Sincerely,
    the dog

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    I love it!

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    When my son was 2, he washed the cat like that only he used
    toothpaste. Poor Tiger. When I asked what he was doing, he replied: "Mama kitty dirty"
    It was so hard to be stern with him....laughed myself silly
    later on.

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    Oh my so funny.

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    This is cute. I sent it to friends who have cats. TY Denise

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    LOL

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    is it any wonder that Mr.Tiger wasn't a very nice kitty?
    He was a beautiful silver/black tabby, very good mouser too.

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    I love this.

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    LMBO! Way too funny.

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    I have 2 cats-- I'd put both of them in at once to save time and water. They could "wash" each other. Really boost the bonding of the cats to each other. ROFLMAO Thanks for a laugh after a hard few days.
    Cheryl

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