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Thread: Hymn 365

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    Senior Member Momof3Es's Avatar
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    A minister was completing a temperance sermon.
    With great emphasis he said, "If I had
    all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

    With even greater emphasis he said,
    "And if I had
    all the wine in the world, I'd take it and
    pour it into the river."

    And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he
    Said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world,
    I'd take it and pour it into the river.."

    Sermon complete, he sat down.

    The song leader stood very cautiously and announced
    With a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song,
    Let us sing Hymn #365,
    'Shall We Gather at the River.'"

    Smile, life is too short not to!
    If this brightened your day
    Don't let it stop here
    Pass it on with a smile
    Keep spreading the Cheer.
    See you at the river

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    I grew up Catholic, and always had to try not to laugh when the offertory song (when they pass the basket for money) was:
    "Take our Bread"

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    :thumbup: :lol: This is a great one. thank you!!

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    Rofl I'm on my way to the river.

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    Thanks! I just copied and emailed to about a dozen friends, mostly from church (including the pastor)!

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    Loved it!

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    That river sounds good to me! LOL

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