JOKE: Hymn #365

Old 12-31-2011, 11:41 AM
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HYMN # 365

A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he Said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

Sermon complete, he sat down...

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced With a smile, nearly laughing,

'For our closing song,
Let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'

See you at the river !!
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Old 12-31-2011, 01:50 PM
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Baptize me in that "dirty" water (from Trace Adkins)
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Old 12-31-2011, 04:00 PM
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Amen Sister!
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Old 01-02-2012, 08:13 AM
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LOL! Poor planning on this one! or not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 01-02-2012, 09:49 AM
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LOL Seen this before, but it's still cute.
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Old 01-02-2012, 11:34 AM
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Oh my gosh..that is too funny!!!
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Old 01-02-2012, 11:49 AM
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Amen wouldn't that be something???
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LOL!! Thanks
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Old 01-02-2012, 01:57 PM
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Sounds like the streams that flow from the big Rock Candy Mountain.
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Old 01-02-2012, 02:06 PM
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I just need to know which
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