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Thread: IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD...funny!

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    IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD...funny!

    IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD

    1. U can't count your hair
    2. U can't wash your eyes with soap
    3. U can't breathe when your tongue is out

    Put your tongue back in fool.

    10 Things I know about you...

    1) U are reading this
    2) U are human.
    3) U can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips
    4) U just attempted to do it
    6) U are laughing at yourself
    7) U have a smile on your face and you skipped No.5
    8) U just checked to see if there is a No.5
    9) U laugh at this because you are an idiot & everyone does it too.
    10) U are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it
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    Ditter, you are so baaaaaad! but funny.

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    Love it and every word is sooo true...LOL!!!
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    Ditter, just take it for granted that every time you post one I laughing again!!
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    Thanks Ditter!
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    Good one and yes I went back to look for number 5
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    Yep, I went back to 5!

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    Yes, I stuck my tongue out!!!
    No one has ever become poor by giving. - Anne Frank
    Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

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    I stuck my tongue out, then burst out laughing. My husband is looking at me like I'm crazy right now...

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    hahahahhahahah so funny :P
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