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    Old 08-25-2010, 09:33 AM
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    This has been around for a while, but it deserves repeating!


    INSTALLING A HUSBAND

    Dear Tech Support,
    Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

    In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
    · Romance 9.5
    · Personal Attention 6.5,

    and then installed undesirable programs such as
    · NBA 5.0,
    · NFL 3.0
    · Golf Clubs 4.1.
    Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

    · Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

    What can I do?
    Signed,
    Desperate


    DEAR DESPERATE,

    First, keep in mind,
    · Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
    · Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

    Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
    · If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

    However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
    · Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

    Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0< FONT face=Tahoma color=black size=4> (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

    In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

    In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend
    · Cooking 3.0 and
    · Hot Lingerie 7.7.

    Good Luck Babe!
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    Old 08-25-2010, 09:45 AM
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    Very good, I like this alot.
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    Old 08-25-2010, 09:48 AM
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    Funny, thanks for sharing.
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    Old 08-25-2010, 02:36 PM
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    LOL! Love it, thank you.
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    Old 08-25-2010, 02:39 PM
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    Too funny!
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    Old 08-25-2010, 02:45 PM
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    Very funny! My DH is an IT administrator and he's going to enjoy this!!! Thanks for posting it!
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    Old 08-25-2010, 02:45 PM
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    :lol:

    I really like this one, very funny
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    Old 08-25-2010, 03:12 PM
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    Aaaahh . . . so that's what happened! Too funny. Thanks for the giggle.
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    Old 08-25-2010, 03:25 PM
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    I had one of those.....tried everything to make it work.
    Finally had to Uninstall!! :oops:
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    Old 08-25-2010, 04:15 PM
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    Originally Posted by drivingsusan
    I had one of those.....tried everything to make it work.
    Finally had to Uninstall!! :oops:
    been there....done that!! A lot harder to uninstall!!
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