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  1. #1
    Senior Member trueimage's Avatar
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    Feb 2010
    San Antonio, TX

    Tech Support: Yes, How can I help you?

    Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install Love.
    Can you guide me through the process?

    Tech Support: Yes, I can Help you are you ready to proceed?

    Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I am Ready. What do I
    do first?

    Tech Support: The first step is to open your heart. Have you located your

    Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running right now. Is
    it OK to install Love while they are running?

    Tech Support: What programs are running?

    Customer: Lets see, I have past hurt, Low self esteem, grudge and
    resentment running right now.

    Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your
    operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory but it will no
    longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low
    Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High Self-Esteem. However,
    you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs
    prevent love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off?

    Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

    Tech Support: With Pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke
    forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until grudge and
    resentment have been completely erased.

    Customer: OK Done! Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?

    Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program.
    You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get upgrades.

    Customer: OOPS! I have an error message already. It says
    "Error-Program not run on external components." What should I do?

    Tech Support: Don't worry. It means that the Love program is set to run
    on internal hearts,but has not yet been run on your heart. In non-technical
    terms, it simply means you have to love yourself before you can love others.

    Customer: So, what should I do?

    Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance ; then click on the following
    files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge Your Limitations.

    Customer: OK Done.

    Tech Support: Now, copy them to the "My Heart" Directory. The system
    will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programing.
    Also,you need to delete verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and
    empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never
    comes back

    Customer: Got it! Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile is playing
    on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all
    over my Heart! Is this normal?

    Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes a while,but eventually
    everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and running. One
    more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and its
    various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others
    and return some cool modules back to you.

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    Super Member jljack's Avatar
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    This is really nice. Thanks!!

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    Super Member NauDeeGal's Avatar
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    Dec 2009
    Westland, Michigan
    Awe! Too cute! Thank you for sharing!

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    Super Member sewwhat85's Avatar
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    Nov 2010
    that is a good one

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    Super Member lovingmama's Avatar
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    Nov 2010
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    That goes straight to your heart!

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    Super Member fleurdelisquilts.com's Avatar
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    Jun 2010
    Evergreen LA
    May I share this? If it's yours, two things: 1. very good and original, and 2. I want to give you credit.

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    Super Member SuziC's Avatar
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    Nov 2006
    Upstate NY
    How Sweet....thanks :!:

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    Senior Member trueimage's Avatar
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    San Antonio, TX
    Quote Originally Posted by fleurdelisquilts.com
    May I share this? If it's yours, two things: 1. very good and original, and 2. I want to give you credit.

    I did not write this. I just copied from an email. So feel to share!

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