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Thread: Joke: A, b, c, e, f, g, h, i, j, k

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    Joke: A, b, c, e, f, g, h, i, j, k

    After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.

    He looked at her for a while ... then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."

    She asks ... "What does that mean?"

    He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.

    She smiled happily and said ... "Oh, that's so lovely ... What about I, J, K?"

    He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"

    The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctor is fairly optimistic about saving his testicles.
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    Loved that joke.

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    LOL That's a good one! Hubby even laughed!

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    That'll learn him. lol

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    OMG! Coffee went everywhere. Good one!

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    Poor Hubby!
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    Wink Laughing still

    I am still laughing til the tears ran down my legs.
    Thanks

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    Thanks for the good laugh.

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    DH just got a big laugh out of that one! Thanks!
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