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Joke: A, b, c, e, f, g, h, i, j, k

Old 02-20-2012, 02:11 PM
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After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.

He looked at her for a while ... then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."

She asks ... "What does that mean?"

He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.

She smiled happily and said ... "Oh, that's so lovely ... What about I, J, K?"

He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"

The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctor is fairly optimistic about saving his testicles.
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Old 02-20-2012, 04:25 PM
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Loved that joke.
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Old 02-20-2012, 04:30 PM
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LOL That's a good one! Hubby even laughed!
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Old 02-21-2012, 02:41 PM
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That'll learn him. lol
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Old 02-22-2012, 06:55 AM
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OMG! Coffee went everywhere. Good one!
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Old 02-22-2012, 06:59 AM
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Poor Hubby!
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Old 02-22-2012, 01:27 PM
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Wink Laughing still

I am still laughing til the tears ran down my legs.
Thanks
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Old 02-22-2012, 02:34 PM
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Thanks for the good laugh.
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Old 02-22-2012, 05:21 PM
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DH just got a big laugh out of that one! Thanks!
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