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Thread: JOKE: HALLOWEEN COSTUME

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    Super Member butterflywing's Avatar
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    TROUBLED HALLOWEEN COSTUME...
    A bald man with a wooden leg
    is invited to a Halloween party.
    He doesn't know what costume
    to wear to hide his head and his
    leg so he writes to a costume
    company to explain his problem.

    A few days later, he received a
    parcel with the following note:

    Dear Sir,
    Please find enclosed a pirate's
    outfit. The spotted handkerchief
    will cover your bald head and, with
    your wooden leg, you will be just
    right as a pirate.

    Very truly yours,
    Acme Costume Co.

    The man thinks this is terrible
    because they have emphasized
    his wooden leg and so he writes
    a letter of complaint. A week goes
    by and he receives another parcel
    and a note, which says:

    Dear Sir,
    Please find enclosed a monk's habit.
    The long robe will cover your Wooden
    leg and, with your bald head, you will
    really look the part.

    Very truly yours,
    Acme Costume Co.

    Now the man is really upset since
    they have gone from emphasizing
    his wooden leg to emphasizing his
    bald head so again he writes the
    company another nasty letter of
    complaint.

    A few day's later he gets a small parcel
    and a note, which reads:

    Dear Sir,
    Please find enclosed a bottle of
    molasses and a bag of crushed nuts.
    Pour the molasses over your bald head,
    pat on crushed nuts, stick your wooden
    leg up your a** and go as a caramel apple.

    Very truly yours,
    Acme Costume Co

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    Ohmygosh!!! Hilarious!!!

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    ROLMBO!

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    Way too funny!.

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    Just what I needed this morning!!

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    Oh my......I didn't see that coming.

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    Too Funny!

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    Love it! Thanks for sharing!

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