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Thread: Joke: Holy mail

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    Super Member butterflywing's Avatar
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    Joke: Holy mail

    One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the wicked
    behavior going on.....

    He sent one of his angels to earth to look into it.

    When the angel returned, he told God, "Yes, it is bad on earth; 95%
    are misbehaving and only 5% are not."

    God was not pleased so he decided to e-mail the 5% that were good,
    because
    he wanted to encourage them and give them a little something
    to help keep them going..

    Do you know what the e-mail said?










    NO?
    Okay, I was just wondering because I didn't get one either.
    if you can't fly as high as you want, fly as high as you can. -me.

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    Very cute!

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    Made me laugh out loud!
    "I keep my end tables full of needlework and quilting so I don't have to dust them." ~ Author Unknown but I agree!

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    Makes us two!
    ♥♥♥ Loving Mama ♥♥♥

    If life gives you scraps, make an angel quilt out of it!

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    This one made my laugh out loud. Good one!!

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    LOL! That is a good one!
    Quilting is my vice



    Live well, laugh often, love much

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    nicely put. i am having a problem with email.Got some problem with my computer but trying to fix it. Maybe I should get a new one lol

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    That starts my day off well........
    Carolyn

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    I didn't get one either

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    Checking my email in case I missed it. LOL
    We would worry less about what others think of us if we realized how seldom they do.

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