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Thread: Joke: Holy mail

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    Joke: Holy mail

    One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the wicked
    behavior going on.....

    He sent one of his angels to earth to look into it.

    When the angel returned, he told God, "Yes, it is bad on earth; 95%
    are misbehaving and only 5% are not."

    God was not pleased so he decided to e-mail the 5% that were good,
    because
    he wanted to encourage them and give them a little something
    to help keep them going..

    Do you know what the e-mail said?










    NO?
    Okay, I was just wondering because I didn't get one either.
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    Very cute!

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    Made me laugh out loud!
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    Makes us two!
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    This one made my laugh out loud. Good one!!

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    LOL! That is a good one!
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    nicely put. i am having a problem with email.Got some problem with my computer but trying to fix it. Maybe I should get a new one lol

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    That starts my day off well........
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    I didn't get one either

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    Checking my email in case I missed it. LOL
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    OK I'm now officially in the majority!
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    Very cute. I didn't expect the ending.
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    Funny, thanks.
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    My friend, Gloria, sent this to me. I promptly emailed her back and said that mine said, "You're doing a great job, keep up the good work. Oh and by the way, would you please speak to Gloria and ask her to clean up her act? She just doesn't seem to listen to me."

    Since I don't want to get banned from the board I won't tell you what she said in response. lol
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    LOL Not me either!

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    That's GREAT!!!! HAHAHAH!

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    That's a RIOT!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by raptureready View Post
    My friend, Gloria, sent this to me. I promptly emailed her back and said that mine said, "You're doing a great job, keep up the good work. Oh and by the way, would you please speak to Gloria and ask her to clean up her act? She just doesn't seem to listen to me."

    Since I don't want to get banned from the board I won't tell you what she said in response. lol

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    Nope,,,,nothing.....

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    how did you know I didn't get an email?
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    Darn it & I thought I had been so good. maybe it is lost in cyber space. LOL

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    Cute- mine didn't arrive either!!

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    Joke: Holy Mail

    Hee hee! I very rarely lol, but this one made me literally laugh out loud! Thanks!

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    Thanks Butterflywing!
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    LOL well doggone it .. Checked the email .. nuffin !LOL
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    Oh pooh! I didn't get one either.
    Guess I better work harder at it.
    Thanks for the laugh.

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