JOKE: Hymn #365
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JOKE: Hymn #365
HYMN # 365
A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he Said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
Sermon complete, he sat down...
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced With a smile, nearly laughing,
'For our closing song,
Let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'
See you at the river !!
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A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he Said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
Sermon complete, he sat down...
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced With a smile, nearly laughing,
'For our closing song,
Let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'
See you at the river !!
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Sounds like the streams that flow from the big Rock Candy Mountain.
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