This is your laugh for today.
>> Hypnotist at Senior Center
> It was entertainment night at the Senior Center and over 300
> Seniors came to see the show.
> Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: 'I'm here to put you into a
> Trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the
> The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a
> Beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat 'I want you each
> To keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special
> Watch. It's been in my family for six generations.'
> He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while
> Quietly chanting, 'Watch the watch, watch the watch, and watch
> 'The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and
> Forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of
> Pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it
> Slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor,
> Breaking into a hundred pieces.
> 'C**p!' said the Hypnotist.
> It took three days to clean up the Senior Center .