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Thread: JOKE: The Hypnotist at the Senior Center

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    This is your laugh for today.
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    >> Hypnotist at Senior Center


    > It was entertainment night at the Senior Center and over 300
    > Seniors came to see the show.
    >
    > Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: 'I'm here to put you into a
    > Trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the
    > Audience.'
    >
    > The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a
    > Beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat 'I want you each
    > To keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special
    > Watch. It's been in my family for six generations.'
    >
    > He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while
    > Quietly chanting, 'Watch the watch, watch the watch, and watch
    > The
    >
    > watch...
    >
    > 'The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and
    > Forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of
    > Pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it
    > Slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor,
    > Breaking into a hundred pieces.
    >
    > 'C**p!' said the Hypnotist.
    >
    > It took three days to clean up the Senior Center .

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    That was terrible! I'm still laughing!

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    I didn't see that coming. Thanks for the laugh. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    :lol: :lol:

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    :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    love it, love it love it

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    My cat just gave the "look" - she is nappingor trying to nap.

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