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Thread: JOKE: Insanity

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    To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity


    1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With
    Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer
    At Passing Cars.
    See If They Slow Down.

    2. On all your cheque stubs, write ' For Marijuana'

    3. Skip down the street Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

    4. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat,with a serious face.

    5. Sing Along At The Opera.

    6. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

    7. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Car Park, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

    8. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy,
    We are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

    Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.

    It's Called
    .... THERAPY

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    OH I LOVE IT!!!!!! LMAO!!!! I may have to try some of these. made me cry, but in the best way.
    Thanx again Butterflywing :mrgreen:

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    I can always count on you to make me laugh :thumbup: :thumbup: - never,

    Never, I repeat, NEVER have a mouthful of ANYTHING when you read something from BFW!

    Thanks BFW.

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    Tee Hee, you always are there with a funny. Thanks for the laugh.

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    i love #6, and i wish it was true :cry:

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    Quote Originally Posted by butterflywing
    i love #6, and i wish it was true :cry:
    Hans says this everytime he pays with his pin card - he shouts 'Gagné!' which is French for 'I won'! It was funny the first few times... :? :lol:

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    Love the jokes--keep them coming as it really perks up my day as I am taking care of my sick 81 year old husband and really need a good laugh from time to time.

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    :cry:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loretta
    Good one!!! especially number 9. I would like to see a clerks face with that one!

    ??????

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