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Thread: To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity ....funny!!

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    Super Member Ditter43's Avatar
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    To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

    1.. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana.

    2. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

    3. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

    4. Sing Along At The Opera.

    5. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend
    Their Party Because You have a headache.

    6. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot,
    Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

    7. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

    And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

    8. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY,
    GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.




    Enjoy The Ride, Life is Short!!
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    This is hilarious

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    Oh my goodness - you are just too funny!! Thanks for the giggle. :lol:

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    Umm....about #8. LOL, suppose someone actually did this! Too funny!

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    Oh Ditter...you have done it again...lol :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: Naomi

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    Where do you find these things?

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    Ditter is at it again!! LOL

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    I was just thinking yesterday that I miss Ditter's jokes

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    Oh Thank you! Thank you!! You have my whole household laughing!! :)

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    Whenever I write a check to a friend, I always put something dirty on the memo line! (Things I can't write here!!!)

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    Ditter you save all our sanity (rofl). Thank you for sharing.

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    You are fantastic!!!!! :thumbup:

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    ROFLOL. Love your jokes, always great for a laugh. Look forward to them, keep em coming.

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    Thanks Ditter! :thumbup:

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    Thanks again! Sent to all 2 of my friends!

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    Lol :)

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    Ditter, we love you. Thanks for the chuckles you send our way.

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    LOL I love these

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    you always brighten my day!!! :D

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    Ditter i love you wisdom!!! You always make me smile :)

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    Thanks ! I love your posts, and miss you when you don't post !

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    Oh Ditter, you're crazy. lol Barb

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