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Old 11-10-2011, 05:13 AM
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You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed.

On your right side is a sharp drop off,

And on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you.

Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable
to overtake it.

Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the kangaroo.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?




See answer below.





Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round.
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Old 11-10-2011, 06:19 AM
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that is soooooo funny
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Old 11-10-2011, 06:21 AM
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LOL funny !
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Old 11-10-2011, 06:25 AM
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That's a good one!
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Old 11-10-2011, 06:43 AM
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Good one
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Good one! Thanks for the laugh this morning.
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Old 11-10-2011, 08:45 AM
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Thank you for the laugh. Shared it with my DH. He rolled his eyes and said "is that a quilter joke? Men.
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Hilarious, thanks for posting.
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lol
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Old 11-13-2011, 10:10 PM
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Just one more round!
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