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Thread: JOKE: Taking A Lady To Bed

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    What is the difference between girls/women

    aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78 ?


    At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.



    At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.



    At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.





    At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.




    At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.



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    At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.





    At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!




    At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???

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    OOOOhhhhh GOOD one!!! :mrgreen:

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    ninnie......xoxo

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    Quote Originally Posted by butterflywing
    ninnie......xoxo
    Right back at ya! :D :D

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    I'm so young to be 78 :shock: :roll: :lol:

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    Good one! :wink:

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