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Welcome to TPA (Terrorist - Proof Airlines)
We at TPA are in the flying business.
We can absolutely guarantee NO walk-on GUNS, KNIVES, BOX CUTTERS, SHOE BOMBS, or other weapons will ever be carried onto our flights.
Book your flights with TPA, the safest airline in the world. Because if a terrorist sees a naked woman he is obliged to commit suicide, so please forward.
We at TPA are in the flying business.
We can absolutely guarantee NO walk-on GUNS, KNIVES, BOX CUTTERS, SHOE BOMBS, or other weapons will ever be carried onto our flights.
Book your flights with TPA, the safest airline in the world. Because if a terrorist sees a naked woman he is obliged to commit suicide, so please forward.
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Originally Posted by amma
LMBO BW..... that just might solve all of the problems...but I think it would also curtail any air travel for me in the future :wink:
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