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Thread: JOKE: TPA Airline

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    Super Member butterflywing's Avatar
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    Welcome to TPA (Terrorist - Proof Airlines)

    We at TPA are in the flying business.

    We can absolutely guarantee NO walk-on GUNS, KNIVES, BOX CUTTERS, SHOE BOMBS, or other weapons will ever be carried onto our flights.

    Book your flights with TPA, the safest airline in the world. Because if a terrorist sees a naked woman he is obliged to commit suicide, so please forward.
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    lol, and nothing hidden in their underwear!

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    Funny!!!

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    Oh my. So funny. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    LMBO BW..... that just might solve all of the problems...but I think it would also curtail any air travel for me in the future :wink:

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    Quote Originally Posted by amma
    LMBO BW..... that just might solve all of the problems...but I think it would also curtail any air travel for me in the future :wink:
    tie ribbons in your hair and you're good to go!

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    Wow, I wish my backside looked as good as hers does in the picture. Wishful thinking, I know.

    You would NEVER catch me going nekkid on a flight - or anywhere in public for that matter.

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    LMAO!! well it may get more people to travel!

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    If I tried it the only thing it would guarantee is that I got the isle to myself! now extra leg room.. may be worth it. Nah would scare myself sick too I am afraid.

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    LOL. I can think of one place a nekkid terrorist can stick a bomb!

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