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Thread: JOKE: Two old women

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    Super Member butterflywing's Avatar
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    JOKE: Two old women

    I pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and told my friend
    "That's us in 10 years".

    She said "That's a mirror, idiot!
    if you can't fly as high as you want, fly as high as you can. -me.

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    OOPS next time sit at a table he he

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    Love it!!!
    Linda

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    Where do you get all these? They are very funny!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Learner747 View Post
    Where do you get all these? They are very funny!
    i get sent these by:

    my cousin
    my sister
    my daughter (aka my daughter-in-law)

    i'm so lucky to have a funny and fun loving family.
    if you can't fly as high as you want, fly as high as you can. -me.

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    OMG thanks for the belly laugh!!
    No one has ever become poor by giving. - Anne Frank
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    lol~lol~ Love it~!!!
    I'm resilient, if someone breaks my wings, I just get on my broomstick ~
    Blankets wrap you in warmth ~ Quilts wrap you in Love ~
    ~ Patti ~
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    THANKS, that did make me smile, have sent it on.

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    still lol!!!!!

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    hahahahahahhaa thanks for the laugh !!!
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