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Thread: JOKE: Two old women

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    JOKE: Two old women

    I pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and told my friend
    "That's us in 10 years".

    She said "That's a mirror, idiot!
    if you can't fly as high as you want, fly as high as you can. -me.

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    OOPS next time sit at a table he he

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    Love it!!!
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    Where do you get all these? They are very funny!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Learner747 View Post
    Where do you get all these? They are very funny!
    i get sent these by:

    my cousin
    my sister
    my daughter (aka my daughter-in-law)

    i'm so lucky to have a funny and fun loving family.
    if you can't fly as high as you want, fly as high as you can. -me.

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    OMG thanks for the belly laugh!!
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    lol~lol~ Love it~!!!



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    THANKS, that did make me smile, have sent it on.

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    still lol!!!!!

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    hahahahahahhaa thanks for the laugh !!!
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    What happens to frogs who illegally park???????????????

    They get TOAD!!!

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    Thanks Butterflywing!
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    Quote Originally Posted by lfstamper View Post
    Love it!!!
    Love it Too!

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    so funny! tg it's not true! (yet) i have considered taking up drinking as a hobby, but i don't think i can afford it.
    The only bad days are the ones you don't get.

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    what happens to frogs who illegally park in the city?

    they get pigeon towed!
    The only bad days are the ones you don't get.

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