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Thread: JOKE: A Very Short Story

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    Super Member butterflywing's Avatar
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    Man driving down road.
    Woman driving up same road.
    They pass each other.
    Woman yells out window, PIG!
    Man yells out window, BITCH!
    Man rounds next curve.
    Man crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies.


    Thought For the Day:

    If men would just listen

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    They never learn!!! In one ear out the other:)

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    ROFLOL thats bad... funny but bad :)

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    So true!!

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    Reminds me of a time when some guy in a fancy convertible (summer time) tried to cut in front of me when the road went from two lanes to one. He came out of nowhere, was speeding. I wasn't necessarily trying to block him, he did get around me, but hollered "BITCH" as he went by. Not to be outdone, I hollered back "YES! And I enjoy it!" At least he had the decency (?) to laugh.

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    Made me laugh! Thanks!

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    A good chuckle on this dull gray day - passing it on!

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    That's funny!

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    so true!

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