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Thread: JOKE: Will I Live To Be 100?

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    Super Member butterflywing's Avatar
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    Here's something to think about.

    I recently picked a new primary care doctor..
    After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. (I just turned 68.)

    A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him,
    'Do you think I'll live to be 100?'

    He asked, 'Do you drink beer or wine?'

    'Oh no,' I replied.. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'

    Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?

    'I said, 'Not much...
    My former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'

    'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'

    'No, I don't,' I said.
    He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'

    'No,' I said.
    He looked at me and said,... 'Then, why do you even give a s**t?'

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    Moderator littlehud's Avatar
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    Oh my, so funny.

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    Super Member Teacup's Avatar
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    OK, DH and I are laughing!

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