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    Old 08-23-2010, 09:28 PM
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    Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room.

    While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, and she was clean. Then I realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while.

    I asked him if he needed to go, and he said "No".
    I kept thinking "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clean clothes with me."

    Then I said, "Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?" "No," he replied. I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse.

    So, I asked one more time, "Danny, did you have an accident?" This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over, spread his cheeks and yelled "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!"

    While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down.
    An older couple made me feel better, thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!
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    Old 08-24-2010, 01:13 AM
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    Soooo funny! Thank you!
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    Old 08-24-2010, 04:28 AM
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    Oh that's a good one!! :D
    Thanks Ditter!!
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    Old 08-24-2010, 05:14 AM
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    Oh thats funny, Independent lil fart isn't he LOL. :)
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    Old 08-24-2010, 05:23 AM
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    You make my day a little brighter. thanks
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    Old 08-24-2010, 05:30 AM
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    OMG, how hilarious. You can't make that stuff up!!!
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    Old 08-24-2010, 05:34 AM
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    I look forward to your "Funny for the Day" every morning when I get up. Thanks!
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    Old 08-24-2010, 07:52 AM
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    LMBO I love kids :D:D:D
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    Old 08-24-2010, 07:30 PM
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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    Old 08-24-2010, 07:31 PM
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    Oh my goodness! That is soooo funny!
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