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Thread: Left Brain strikes again!

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    Left Brain strikes again!

    I went to a new grocery store this morning and there was a bit of confusion...

    When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, “Strip down facing me.”

    Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

    When the women's hysterical shrieking and security alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.

    I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future...

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    To funny, gave me a good laugh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crafty pat View Post
    To funny, gave me a good laugh.
    Me too,l May in Jersey

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    funny, I'm still laughing.

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    . Funny!!!!!!!
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    Now that is funny, I don't care who you are!

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    poor girl would need therapy if I did that! Thanks for the chuckle.

    piney

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    Quote Originally Posted by quiltedkitty View Post
    funny, I'm still laughing.
    Me, too, tho I gotta level with you... sounds about like something I'd do... LOL!
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    That is too funny!!!!!
    Barbara

    May all your ups and downs be with needles and thread.

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    That is funny!

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