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Thread: Left Brain strikes again!

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    Left Brain strikes again!

    I went to a new grocery store this morning and there was a bit of confusion...

    When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, “Strip down facing me.”

    Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

    When the women's hysterical shrieking and security alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.

    I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future...

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    To funny, gave me a good laugh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crafty pat View Post
    To funny, gave me a good laugh.
    Me too,l May in Jersey

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    funny, I'm still laughing.

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    . Funny!!!!!!!
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    Now that is funny, I don't care who you are!

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    poor girl would need therapy if I did that! Thanks for the chuckle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by quiltedkitty View Post
    funny, I'm still laughing.
    Me, too, tho I gotta level with you... sounds about like something I'd do... LOL!
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    That is too funny!!!!!
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    That is funny!

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    thanks for my morning laugh. joyce j

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    OMG So funny.

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    Too, too funny!

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    Good one!!!!
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    Thanks for my giggle today.

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    Is this what we mean when we says someone takes things "too literal?" Hee- hee - what a good laugh.
    KEEP CALM and CARRY ON!!

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    What a hoot!! Thank you for this story!
    "The business of life is making memories. In the end, it is all we have." Butler Charlie Carson, Downton Abbey, season 4, episode 3, PBS.

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    I didn't see that one coming! Great funny!!

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    Now that is too funny! Thanks for the laugh!

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    Quote Originally Posted by burchquilts View Post
    Me, too, tho I gotta level with you... sounds about like something I'd do... LOL!
    Yup. Me, too.

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    Very funny!!!

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    With my body, I would have walked and never been back. lol
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    Still chuckling

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    Oh my, what a good one.

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    My stomach hurts from laughing so hard.

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