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Thread: Little Johnny.............

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    Little Johnnie!!!!

    The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.
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    Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm,and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.'
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    The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word fascinate, not fascinating'.
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    Sally raised her hand. She said,'My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.'
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    The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally,but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'
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    Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him for his offering.
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    Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten eight.'
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    The teacher sat down and cried.

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    haha.

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    LMBO

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    I love that story :lol: :lol: Another one is the teacher wanted someone to use the word, avenue in a sentence. The little boy raised his hand and said" My brother and sister avenue babysitter" I absolutely love puns and bad puns the most. ;-) ;-) ;-)

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    Think my brother is little Johnnie only he's suppose to be grown-up now: but I still call him Johnboy!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by neece
    I love that story :lol: :lol: Another one is the teacher wanted someone to use the word, avenue in a sentence. The little boy raised his hand and said" My brother and sister avenue babysitter" I absolutely love puns and bad puns the most. ;-) ;-) ;-)
    Good one neece! :lol:

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    Little Johnny strikes again!! :lol: :lol:

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    loved that!

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    Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as the father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horses' legs, rump and chest.

    After a few minutes, Little Johnny asked, "Pop, why are you doing that?"

    His father replied, "Because I'm thinking of buying these horses."

    Little Johnny looked worried and said, "Then I think we'd better hurry home right away!"

    "Why?" his father asked.

    "Because the UPS man stopped by yesterday, and I think he wants to buy Mom!"

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    Poor Johnny.....

    Always getting a bad rap.

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