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Thread: Little old Lady..Armed and...Funny

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    Super Member Glenda m's Avatar
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    Unverified story claimed to be true by a Kansas State Highway Patrol officer:

    I made a traffic stop on an elderly lady the other day for speeding on U.S. 166 Eastbound at Mile Marker 73 just East of Sedan, KS. I asked
    for her driver's license, registration, and proof of insurance. The lady took out the required information and handed it to me. In with the
    cards I was somewhat surprised (due to her advanced age) to see she had a conceal carry permit. I looked at her and ask if she had a weapon in
    her possession at this time.

    She responded that she indeed had a .45 automatic in her glove box.

    Something---body language, or the way she said it---made me want to ask if she had any other firearms. She did admit to also having a 9mm Glock
    in her center console. Now I had to ask one more time if that was all. She responded once again that she did have just one more, a .38 special
    in her purse. I then asked her what was she so afraid of.

    She looked me straight in the eye and said, "Not a damn thing!"

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    Senior Member janell2009's Avatar
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    hehehehee.. good one

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    Super Member CoyoteQuilts's Avatar
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    I wouldn't be scared of anything either!

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    Excellent! Thanks for sharing.

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    Super Member Melinda in Tulsa's Avatar
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    ROTFLMAO!!!! I resemble that lady!

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    Don't under estimate grandma. We have to take care of ourselves out there.

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    :lol: :lol: thanx for the chuckles ~ true or not ... :lol:

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    Senior Member flowerjoy's Avatar
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    Too funny! Thanks for sharing.

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    Senior Member janethagy's Avatar
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    Thats funny.. thanks for the chuckle...

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    Good one. LOL

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