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Thread: The Lottery

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    Super Member Airwick156's Avatar
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    A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, “Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!”



    “Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?” the husband asked.



    “It doesn’t matter,” she said. “Just back your bags and get out.”

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    She's happy. She's happy.

    She also must have forgotten a small detail that is law in any state I've ever been in, mainly that anything one partner in a marriage gets, the other owns half of it. I think the only exception may be inheritance, which would be for that one only.

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    OMG, that's hilarious!!!!!!!!! lolololol :D:D

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    Too funny! :)

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    LMBO...so funny.

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    lol!

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    ROFLMBO !!

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