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Thread: Mayday! Mayday!

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    Super Member QuiltswithConvicts's Avatar
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    Mayday! Mayday!

    A blonde is on board a small two-seater airplane when suddenly the pilot dies. Not knowing how to fly a plane she grabs the radio.

    "Mayday, mayday! My pilot just died!"

    Ground control received her call for help and answers back: "Don't worry, madam. We'll talk you down, just do as I say. First I need you to give me your height and position."

    "I'm 5"2' and sitting in the right front seat."

    Ground control: "Repeat after me: Our Father..... who art in Heaven....

    hehehehe!

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    Too funny....I can't believe that Ditter missed this one. VERY FUNNY

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    Where has Ditter been? I miss her!!! I got this one from my BFF in Milwaukee - Northern humor!!!

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    :lol: :lol:

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    Funny

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    Sent this to a relative who collects blond jokes

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    Funny :)

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    LOLOLOLOL!!

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    hehehehehehe

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    Really funny!

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