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Thread: Men....funny!!!!

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    Super Member Ditter43's Avatar
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    One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt..
    Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
    'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'
    He yelled back, ' OHIO STATE ! '
    And they say blondes are dumb.....
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    A couple is lying in bed. The man says, 'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world....'
    The woman replies, 'I'll miss you.......
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    'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,'
    Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
    'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
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    Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
    A: A rumor
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    Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; and Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN
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    Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
    A: Trustworthy..
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    Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
    A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
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    Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
    A: It helps them remember which end to wipe..
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    Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
    A: Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals'

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    Super Member sewwhat85's Avatar
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    you are toooo funny :lol: :lol:

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    Power Poster CarrieAnne's Avatar
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    lol!

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    you crack me up!

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    Senior Member Grinster's Avatar
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    I can always count on you to make me laugh.....every day! Thanks so much for sharing!

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    As I read this my husband was whistling...I was laughing so hard I couldn't tell him why I was laughing - then all three of my DD's came and read and started laughing...I don't think we will ever be able to hear him whistle without laughing our heads off now!

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    LOL. My husband's reply to these... "yeah, yeah, yeah."

    Keep 'em coming.

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    Super Member Tink's Mom's Avatar
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    LOVE the whistle joke...ROFL

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    Brilliant. I needed a good laugh!

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    My dh didn't care for any of them, dont' know why???

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