Men....funny!!!!

Old 01-16-2011, 08:02 AM
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One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt..
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'
He yelled back, ' OHIO STATE ! '
And they say blondes are dumb.....
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says, 'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world....'
The woman replies, 'I'll miss you.......
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'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,'
Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
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Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; and Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN
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Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy..
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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
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Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end to wipe..
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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals'
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Old 01-16-2011, 08:08 AM
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you are toooo funny :lol: :lol:
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Old 01-16-2011, 08:51 AM
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lol!
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Old 01-16-2011, 09:03 AM
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you crack me up!
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Old 01-16-2011, 09:27 AM
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I can always count on you to make me laugh.....every day! Thanks so much for sharing!
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Old 01-16-2011, 09:29 AM
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As I read this my husband was whistling...I was laughing so hard I couldn't tell him why I was laughing - then all three of my DD's came and read and started laughing...I don't think we will ever be able to hear him whistle without laughing our heads off now!
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Old 01-16-2011, 11:40 AM
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LOL. My husband's reply to these... "yeah, yeah, yeah."

Keep 'em coming.
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Old 01-16-2011, 12:45 PM
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LOVE the whistle joke...ROFL
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Old 01-16-2011, 12:52 PM
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Brilliant. I needed a good laugh!
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My dh didn't care for any of them, dont' know why???
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