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Thread: My Trip To The Market....haha

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    Super Member Ditter43's Avatar
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    My Trip To The Market....haha

    Remember this story the next time you go shopping.
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    There was a bit of confusion at the supermarket this morning.
    When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down facing me".

    Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed. When the hysterical shrieking and security alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.

    I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
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    Cute!! & I love the baby!

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    oh so cute ha ha

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    Too funny. Cute winking Baby.
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    Too funny!

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    You always bring a hoot, Ditter!
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    Oh, Ditter....What will you come up with next????
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    too funny!! loved this
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    that made me laugh out loud. That baby sure was a cutie..and what a wink!!!
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    thanks for the smile-I really need that today!

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