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Thread: A New Blonde joke

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    Super Member Ditter43's Avatar
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    A New Blonde joke

    After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of
    the shopkeepers, the young blonde declared, 'Well, then,
    maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a
    pair of alligator shoes for free!'
    The shopkeeper replied
    with a sly smile, 'Well, little lady, why don't you go on
    and give it a try?' The blonde headed off to the swamp,
    determined to catch an alligator.
    Later in the day, as the
    shopkeeper was driving home, he spotted the same young woman
    standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand.

    As he brought his car to a stop, he saw a huge 9-foot gator
    swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the
    blonde took aim, shot the creature and hauled it up onto the
    slippery bank. Nearby were 7 more dead gators all lying
    belly up. The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in
    silent amazement as the blonde struggled mightily and barely
    managed to flip the gator onto its back. Then, rolling her
    eyes heavenward, she screamed in frustration.....
    'CRAP! THIS ONE IS
    BAREFOOT, TOO!
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    LOL I knew it was comming, the barefoot punch line what else could it have been, LOL
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    LOL I didn't see that coming!!

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    Oh, help. I'm laughing so much that I started coughing!! help. very funny.

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    I tried that one time and all I got was stinky mud between my toes.

    Jan in VA
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    Living in the foothills
    peacefully colors my world.

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    Thanks Ditter!
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    Sometimes I really wished I were blond - they're so optimistic!

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    glad to see another one, Ditter! That's a good one ... but poor alligators though!
    Make it a scrappy happy day!

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    lol, very funny.
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    Great blonde joke...especially for FL. :-)
    "A woman is like a tea bag-you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water." Eleanor Roosevelt

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