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Thread: Blonde joke

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    Blonde Bet
    Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM

    He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.

    The 10:00 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

    The blonde looked at Bob and said, 'Do you think he'll jump?' Bob says, 'You know, I bet he'll jump.'

    The blonde replied, 'Well, I bet he won't.' Bob placed a \$20 bill on the bar and said, 'You're on!'

    Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

    The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her \$20 to Bob, saying, 'Fair's fair. Here's your money.'

    Bob replied, 'I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 6 PM news and so I knew he would jump.'

    The blonde replied, 'I saw it too; but I didn't think he'd do it again.'

    Bob took the money......

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    Rotflmbo!!!! I love it!!!

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    Ditter, you always have the funniest jokes.. I don't know how you can remember them! that's funn!

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    :thumbup: :lol:

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    hahahahahahahahahahaha too funny!!!!!!!!!! :D

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ditter43
    Blonde Bet
    Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM

    He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.

    The 10:00 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

    The blonde looked at Bob and said, 'Do you think he'll jump?' Bob says, 'You know, I bet he'll jump.'

    The blonde replied, 'Well, I bet he won't.' Bob placed a \$20 bill on the bar and said, 'You're on!'

    Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

    The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her \$20 to Bob, saying, 'Fair's fair. Here's your money.'

    Bob replied, 'I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 6 PM news and so I knew he would jump.'

    The blonde replied, 'I saw it too; but I didn't think he'd do it again.'

    Bob took the money......
    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: You never fail to make me laugh and smile!! OH Yes!! I am also a BLONDE :!: :!: :mrgreen: 8-) :roll: :lol: :thumbup: :XD:

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    OMG!!
    Too funny!!
    Sad part--I know someone like that!!

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    LOL, that was funny!

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    ROFLOL!!! I did NOT see that ending coming! Neither did my DH and he ALWAYS knows the ending before I tell him :shock:

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    OMG so funny. Thanks for the laugh.

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    LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by drivingsusan
    OMG!!
    Too funny!!
    Sad part--I know someone like that!!
    Don't we all?

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    LMAO! Good one.

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    too funny but there are some people that are really like that..... How'd they live that long????

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