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Old 08-13-2010, 08:49 PM
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Blonde Bet
Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM

He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.

The 10:00 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Bob and said, 'Do you think he'll jump?' Bob says, 'You know, I bet he'll jump.'

The blonde replied, 'Well, I bet he won't.' Bob placed a \$20 bill on the bar and said, 'You're on!'

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her \$20 to Bob, saying, 'Fair's fair. Here's your money.'

Bob replied, 'I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 6 PM news and so I knew he would jump.'

The blonde replied, 'I saw it too; but I didn't think he'd do it again.'

Bob took the money......
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Old 08-13-2010, 08:52 PM
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Rotflmbo!!!! I love it!!!
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Old 08-13-2010, 09:14 PM
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Ditter, you always have the funniest jokes.. I don't know how you can remember them! that's funn!
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Old 08-14-2010, 04:04 AM
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hahahahahahahahahahaha too funny!!!!!!!!!! :D
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Old 08-14-2010, 04:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Ditter43
Blonde Bet
Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM

He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.

The 10:00 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Bob and said, 'Do you think he'll jump?' Bob says, 'You know, I bet he'll jump.'

The blonde replied, 'Well, I bet he won't.' Bob placed a \$20 bill on the bar and said, 'You're on!'

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her \$20 to Bob, saying, 'Fair's fair. Here's your money.'

Bob replied, 'I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 6 PM news and so I knew he would jump.'

The blonde replied, 'I saw it too; but I didn't think he'd do it again.'

Bob took the money......
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: You never fail to make me laugh and smile!! OH Yes!! I am also a BLONDE :!: :!: :mrgreen: 8-) :roll: :lol: :thumbup: :XD:
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OMG!!
Too funny!!
Sad part--I know someone like that!!
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LOL, that was funny!
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ROFLOL!!! I did NOT see that ending coming! Neither did my DH and he ALWAYS knows the ending before I tell him :shock:
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Old 08-14-2010, 10:49 AM
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OMG so funny. Thanks for the laugh.
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