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Old 05-02-2011, 06:18 AM
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THE Creation
A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race appear?"
The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so all
mankind was made.."

Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.
The father answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."

The confused girl returned to her mother and said, " Mom, how is it possible that
you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from
monkeys?"

The mother answered, "Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my
side of the family, and your father told you about his."
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Old 05-02-2011, 06:20 AM
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Ohhhhhhh, I always wondered about that ROFL!
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Old 05-02-2011, 06:21 AM
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LOL - very funny! :lol:
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Old 05-02-2011, 06:35 AM
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to funny I had to copy this one and send it on!!
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:thumbup:
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lol!
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=)) That's great!!
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Oh how cute!!! That was one smart and quick thinking Mom. LOL!
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So funny.
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My DH and I got a big laugh out of this. :)
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