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Thread: Once in a while a Blonde wins [funny]

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    Once in a while a Blonde wins [funny]

    A blonde city girl named Judy marries a North Dakota rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Judy, "The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today, so I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above where the cow's stall is in the barn. Please show him where the cow is when he gets here, Ok?" The rancher leaves for the fields....

    After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. Judy takes him down to the barn.




    They walk along the row of cows and when Judy sees the nail, she tells him, "This is the one right here."
    The man, assuming he is dealing with an air head blonde, asks, "Tell me lady, cause I'm dying to know; how would YOU know that this is the right cow to be bred?"



    "That's simple," she said. "By the nail that's over its stall," she explains very confidently...

    Laughing rudely at her, the man says, "And what, pray tell, is the nail for?"

    The blonde turns to walk away and says sweetly over her shoulder, "I Guess it's to hang your pants on....",
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    Regardless of whether the blond is out of a bottle or not, it is nice when a rude person is brought up short!
    I really like this story.

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    Love it!!!! Will pay it forward!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kitsie View Post
    Love it!!!! Will pay it forward!
    Me, too! Take THAT, you rude cow inseminator guy!
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    lol, you crack me up ;-)
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    Thanks for a good laugh

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    wow... I'm brunette. I don't get it! I mean, I get what she was saying, but what WAS the nail for?

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    that is a really cute joke
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    aaaahahahahaha heheheheh good one.
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    That was too funny!
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