QuiltnNan

A blonde city girl named Judy marries a North Dakota rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Judy, "The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today, so I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above where the cow's stall is in the barn. Please show him where the cow is when he gets here, Ok?" The rancher leaves for the fields....

After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. Judy takes him down to the barn.



They walk along the row of cows and when Judy sees the nail, she tells him, "This is the one right here."
The man, assuming he is dealing with an air head blonde, asks, "Tell me lady, cause I'm dying to know; how would YOU know that this is the right cow to be bred?"


"That's simple," she said. "By the nail that's over its stall," she explains very confidently...

Laughing rudely at her, the man says, "And what, pray tell, is the nail for?"

The blonde turns to walk away and says sweetly over her shoulder, "I Guess it's to hang your pants on....",

TanyaL

Regardless of whether the blond is out of a bottle or not, it is nice when a rude person is brought up short!
I really like this story.

Kitsie

Love it!!!! Will pay it forward!

burchquilts

Me, too! Take THAT, you rude cow inseminator guy!

DebraK

lol, you crack me up ;-)

honeybea

Thanks for a good laugh

AshleyR

wow... I'm brunette. I don't get it! I mean, I get what she was saying, but what WAS the nail for?

fred singer

that is a really cute joke

Delta

aaaahahahahaha heheheheh good one.

Latrinka

That was too funny!