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Thread: One For The Grils

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    Super Member Quilt4u's Avatar
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    One for the girls
    Now I lay me down to sleep
    I pray the Lord my shape to keep.
    Please no wrinkles, Please no bags
    And please lift my butt before it sags.
    Please no age spots, Please no gray
    And as for my belly, Please take it away.
    Please keep me healthy, Please keep me young,
    And thank you Dear Lord, For all that you've done.

    Five tips for a woman......
    1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
    2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
    3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to You.
    4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
    5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.


    Foot Note:
    One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
    'If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts.'

    Send this to five bright, funny women you know and make their day !!!






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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I needed this!

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    This is just to cute!! :D Just what the Dr. ordered.
    Thank you for the good morning laugh!!
    :D :D :D :D :D

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    I'm not one of the girls. But I still found this quite amusing. It gave me a good chuckle. :lol:

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    So very true all us ladies need this prayer each and every day at least once ;)
    It's ok mytwopals, fellas are allowed to find it amusing too.

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    lol..... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

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    Oh my. Soooo funny. :D :D :D :D

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: Very Good :lol: :lol: :lol:

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