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Thread: The Pet Store...funny!!

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    Super Member Ditter43's Avatar
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    A precious little girl walks into a PetSmart store and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two
    Missing teeth,

    "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" As the shopkeeper's heart
    melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks,

    "Do you want a widdle white wabbit,or a thoft and fuwwy, bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle
    bwown wabbit over there?" She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, crosses her little arms,
    leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice,



    "I don't think my python weally gives a thit."
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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    Oh Ditter, FUNNY...

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    Thanks Ditter! :thumbup:

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    LOL..:)

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    Fuuuuuunny!

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    LMBO!! That's a good one.

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    LOL LOL :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    LOL oh Ditter you really slay me.

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    very funny, where do you find all the stuff you put on here????

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