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Thread: The Pet Store...funny!!

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    Super Member Ditter43's Avatar
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    A precious little girl walks into a PetSmart store and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two
    Missing teeth,

    "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" As the shopkeeper's heart
    melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks,

    "Do you want a widdle white wabbit,or a thoft and fuwwy, bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle
    bwown wabbit over there?" She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, crosses her little arms,
    leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice,



    "I don't think my python weally gives a thit."
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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    Oh Ditter, FUNNY...

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    Thanks Ditter! :thumbup:

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    LOL..:)

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    Fuuuuuunny!

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    LMBO!! That's a good one.

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    LOL LOL :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    LOL oh Ditter you really slay me.

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    very funny, where do you find all the stuff you put on here????

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    This is so funny, you still make my day.

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    That was too funny. LOL

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    lol

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    ROFL!!!!!!!

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    you are soooooooooooooooo BAD! :lol: :lol:

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    YOu get the prize for finally making me smile today! :-D

    Jan in VA

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    LOL...a good one :thumbup:

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    That's precious!!! and so funny.

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    Ditter! Where do you find these!!!!! That is toooo funny!!!!!!

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    LOL!

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    Love your jokes! Look for them every day.

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    hahahaha

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    You did it again. Started mine and my husbands day off with a laugh.

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    Thanks! You brightened my day. Love your jokes.

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    Thanks for the laugh, I really needed that!

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