Police Stop at 1:00 A.M.

Old 08-02-2011, 02:49 PM
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Police Stop at 1:00 A.M.


An elderly man is stopped by the police at 1:00 A.M. and is asked
where he is going at this time of night.
The man replies, "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and
the effects it has on the human body."
The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this
time of night?"

The man replies, "That would be my wife."
The cop was laughing so hard - he let the old man continue walking
home to his lecture.
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Old 08-02-2011, 02:50 PM
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Originally Posted by TonnieLoree
Police Stop at 1:00 A.M.


An elderly man is stopped by the police at 1:00 A.M. and is asked
where he is going at this time of night.
The man replies, "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and
the effects it has on the human body."
The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this
time of night?"

The man replies, "That would be my wife."
The cop was laughing so hard - he let the old man continue walking
home to his lecture.
Love it! :thumbup: :thumbup:
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Very cute, and I was happy to read that he was walking. :-D
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