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Thread: Police Stop at 1:00 A.M.

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    Police Stop at 1:00 A.M.


    An elderly man is stopped by the police at 1:00 A.M. and is asked
    where he is going at this time of night.
    The man replies, "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and
    the effects it has on the human body."
    The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this
    time of night?"

    The man replies, "That would be my wife."
    The cop was laughing so hard - he let the old man continue walking
    home to his lecture.

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    :lol::lol::lol:

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    :D

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    :thumbup: :-D

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    Quote Originally Posted by TonnieLoree
    Police Stop at 1:00 A.M.


    An elderly man is stopped by the police at 1:00 A.M. and is asked
    where he is going at this time of night.
    The man replies, "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and
    the effects it has on the human body."
    The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this
    time of night?"

    The man replies, "That would be my wife."
    The cop was laughing so hard - he let the old man continue walking
    home to his lecture.
    Love it! :thumbup: :thumbup:

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    Very cute, and I was happy to read that he was walking. :-D

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    ROTF............... :thumbup: :thumbup:

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    Good one!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lisanne
    Very cute, and I was happy to read that he was walking. :-D
    Me too!

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    lol, so cute.

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    I don't care who you are. That there is funny!

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    That was a good one!

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    Too cute!

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    Thanks for the giggles.

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    Love it; love it; love it.

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    Love it; love it; love it.

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    That good one

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    Cute

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    Good for her!!!!

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    lol

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    My 1st laugh of the day!!! Funny!!!

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    Funny! :lol:

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